1 00:00:01,230 --> 00:00:03,190 Last season on Vanderpump Rules. 2 00:00:03,430 --> 00:00:04,430 All right, here we go. 3 00:00:05,530 --> 00:00:06,990 I want it sexy. 4 00:00:09,070 --> 00:00:11,590 I'm not going to run my business around who's tracking who. 5 00:00:12,210 --> 00:00:13,710 Let me see the inside of yours. 6 00:00:14,570 --> 00:00:16,129 Oh, my God. 7 00:00:16,370 --> 00:00:19,030 You are a bad person. 8 00:00:19,410 --> 00:00:23,090 I will quit my job to get away from you. Unfortunately for me, where you put 9 00:00:23,090 --> 00:00:24,590 your dick affects my business. 10 00:00:25,050 --> 00:00:28,730 I actually have a question for you. Will you marry me? I'm getting married. 11 00:00:28,970 --> 00:00:32,810 I don't want to compare my relationship to the relationship my friends have. 12 00:00:33,390 --> 00:00:34,850 But winning. 13 00:00:35,630 --> 00:00:37,690 Tom and I have been together for five years. 14 00:00:37,910 --> 00:00:39,890 I'm tired of arguing all the time, man. 15 00:00:40,110 --> 00:00:41,009 All right, it's official. 16 00:00:41,010 --> 00:00:45,410 Good night, you. Me and Ariana made out in a swimming pool. You hooked up with 17 00:00:45,410 --> 00:00:49,390 my boyfriend. I'm smarter than you. I'm prettier than you. Get the f*** over it. 18 00:00:49,470 --> 00:00:50,510 But I did not go around. 19 00:00:51,130 --> 00:00:54,230 The one behind your back. Jax and Kristen had sex in January. 20 00:00:54,470 --> 00:00:58,570 What? You banged my ex -boyfriend. I didn't bang Jax. Yeah, we slept 21 00:00:59,710 --> 00:01:04,010 You are disgusting. Yes, I did have sex with him one time. Willie, sorry. So you 22 00:01:04,010 --> 00:01:08,770 had sex with Jax? Yes. I'm not going to deal with anyone's bullshit or lies ever 23 00:01:08,770 --> 00:01:09,770 again. 24 00:01:10,190 --> 00:01:11,630 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 25 00:01:57,390 --> 00:02:01,650 After everything happened last year, I thought that was it. That was the end of 26 00:02:01,650 --> 00:02:04,230 the group. It was over. How can you come back from that? 27 00:02:04,550 --> 00:02:05,550 But that's not the case. 28 00:02:05,910 --> 00:02:08,389 Everyone has moved on a little bit and grown up a little bit. 29 00:02:10,490 --> 00:02:13,990 I realize I've made a lot of mistakes in my past. I think about it as the old 30 00:02:13,990 --> 00:02:15,710 Jackson. I'm a completely different person now. 31 00:02:16,790 --> 00:02:19,110 I'm probably at the highest point in my life that I've ever been. 32 00:02:19,910 --> 00:02:24,110 But I'm just so scared of, like, something going wrong. It's a pattern in 33 00:02:24,110 --> 00:02:25,430 life, and I have to be very careful. 34 00:02:25,690 --> 00:02:26,690 What's up, Peter? 35 00:02:34,030 --> 00:02:36,390 Since last summer, everything has changed. 36 00:02:36,650 --> 00:02:41,530 After admitting to sleeping with Jack, I basically lost all of my best friends, 37 00:02:41,630 --> 00:02:43,130 and Tom evicted me. 38 00:02:43,670 --> 00:02:47,930 I definitely still love Tom, but it was a really unhealthy relationship for both 39 00:02:47,930 --> 00:02:48,930 of us. 40 00:02:49,570 --> 00:02:50,570 How are you? 41 00:02:51,510 --> 00:02:57,070 For the last five months, James and I have been dating. He's 22, British. 42 00:02:57,550 --> 00:02:58,550 Why are you so quiet? 43 00:02:58,650 --> 00:03:02,910 I'm in the zone right now. Huh? I'm in the zone right now. In the zone. In the 44 00:03:02,910 --> 00:03:03,910 zone. 45 00:03:04,170 --> 00:03:05,230 It's really good to me. 46 00:03:05,490 --> 00:03:06,489 Happy look. 47 00:03:06,490 --> 00:03:08,010 Pretty good on me, I think. 48 00:03:15,010 --> 00:03:16,270 Hi, guys. Hi. 49 00:03:17,850 --> 00:03:18,890 I've got to tell you something. 50 00:03:21,850 --> 00:03:26,590 I can't remember any time I've had a connection in a relationship like I have 51 00:03:26,590 --> 00:03:27,590 with Ariana. 52 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:31,600 I think Ariana is beautiful. 53 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:34,240 She believes in me. I believe in her. 54 00:03:34,700 --> 00:03:37,400 I can honestly say I've never been this happy. 55 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:38,640 You busy tonight? 56 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:43,320 Uh, it's, like, steady. I don't feel like Tom and I ever, like, started 57 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:47,740 I feel like maybe we just stopped not dating. 58 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:51,640 Mmm. 59 00:03:57,800 --> 00:03:59,400 You know the specials for tonight? Yes, I do. 60 00:03:59,850 --> 00:04:04,150 So we have a mushroom soup. So this is from Almost Famous. It's my favorite 61 00:04:04,150 --> 00:04:05,470 movie, all time ever. 62 00:04:05,770 --> 00:04:07,990 Penny Lane says, it's all happening. 63 00:04:08,450 --> 00:04:13,110 Right now in my life, it's all happening for me. Everything I've wanted is all 64 00:04:13,110 --> 00:04:14,049 coming together. 65 00:04:14,050 --> 00:04:19,110 Ladies all set here? I have a great job, the most amazing fiance I could ever 66 00:04:19,110 --> 00:04:19,949 ask for. 67 00:04:19,950 --> 00:04:25,250 Four margaritas? Once Jossie quit, sir, I kind of felt like a weight was lifted. 68 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:29,560 I was happy she moved away and everyone seemed a lot happier. Oh, I wanted to, 69 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:30,600 um, hold on. 70 00:04:32,180 --> 00:04:33,180 Except Katie. 71 00:04:35,020 --> 00:04:37,660 Um, Thursday night is my birthday. 72 00:04:38,500 --> 00:04:43,320 I want you to come, but I don't think they serve tequila there. 73 00:04:46,180 --> 00:04:51,320 It's so annoying that I have this tequila Katie sort of reputation 74 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:52,340 that I'm some kind of drunk. 75 00:04:56,910 --> 00:05:00,170 But if you're trying to invite me to your birthday, maybe you don't want to 76 00:05:00,170 --> 00:05:02,430 insult me in the same sentence. How does that sound? 77 00:05:02,950 --> 00:05:06,130 I mean, thank you for inviting me, but, like, I mean. 78 00:05:07,550 --> 00:05:10,190 No, that's fine. I just, I mean, I'm inviting everyone. If I could just take 79 00:05:10,190 --> 00:05:13,750 stab at who's going to be there, like, it's already enough, like, having to 80 00:05:13,750 --> 00:05:14,750 to be around it. 81 00:05:16,390 --> 00:05:19,290 But I don't want to take, like, my time away from work. I just don't understand 82 00:05:19,290 --> 00:05:21,830 if my best friend Ariana can be okay with it how you can't be. 83 00:05:22,370 --> 00:05:25,250 Sheena's a little delusional about her whole birthday. I mean, she's inviting 84 00:05:25,250 --> 00:05:28,610 Tom and Ariana, and then she's also inviting Kristen and James. 85 00:05:29,130 --> 00:05:31,290 Like, that's a really dumb idea. 86 00:05:47,500 --> 00:05:48,580 Hi, how was everything? 87 00:05:48,940 --> 00:05:49,940 Good, good. 88 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:52,400 Can I get you anything else right now? 89 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:56,440 Hello, you. 90 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:57,880 How are you? 91 00:05:58,380 --> 00:06:01,540 Do we get a little kiss on the chin? No, I'm not going to kiss you. I get love. 92 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:04,760 No, no, no, you don't. I'll tell you what, I get a drink. How about that? 93 00:06:05,260 --> 00:06:09,460 Guys, this is Rosé. Rosé, Rosé. So it's doing great. It really is. It's doing 94 00:06:09,460 --> 00:06:12,560 better than ever. But I'm always looking for the next challenge. 95 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,340 First of all, how's the pump lounge going? 96 00:06:15,820 --> 00:06:18,600 Fantastic. But it's taken so much longer than I thought it would. 97 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:23,900 Ken and I have decided to open a brand new restaurant lounge bar in the 98 00:06:23,900 --> 00:06:25,380 epicenter of the gay community. 99 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:28,660 I need something over there. I need something here. 100 00:06:28,900 --> 00:06:29,900 It's getting exciting. 101 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:36,320 I have a vision. I know I can create something that is going to take sexy. 102 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:38,200 to a whole new level in West Hollywood. 103 00:06:38,460 --> 00:06:42,460 I haven't even seen it yet. My new staff is so cute and so hot. You don't want 104 00:06:42,460 --> 00:06:44,460 to be up there. No, I don't. I'm good. Because you know what? If you're up 105 00:06:44,460 --> 00:06:45,800 there, you're going to look like their grandfather. 106 00:06:52,060 --> 00:06:53,120 You guys ready for this? 107 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:55,980 Are you ready for this? Are you ready? You're taking one, right? 108 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:57,560 No, I'm not taking one. I'm working. 109 00:06:58,340 --> 00:07:00,660 I'm not going to work here the whole night. I'll be falling asleep here in a 110 00:07:00,660 --> 00:07:03,400 minute. I'm going to take one. No, you're not taking one, Jax. 111 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:09,080 Initially, after I punched Jax, Lisa kept us at separate bars. Well, the bar 112 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:13,400 that Jax was working at makes way more money than the other bar that I was at. 113 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:16,900 Girls, these are called the Blazing Strawberries. So they put us on the main 114 00:07:16,900 --> 00:07:19,960 bar. We're working next to each other. Initially, for the first couple months, 115 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:21,680 not a word was said. 116 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:23,200 Let me make sure my boss isn't looking. 117 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:26,580 Lisa's not looking anywhere? No, that's cool. Cheers. Happy birthday. 118 00:07:26,820 --> 00:07:31,440 And then as time went on, it's like we start making small talk, and then all of 119 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:34,400 a sudden, we've just kind of fallen back into our friendship again. 120 00:07:35,500 --> 00:07:37,180 Delicious. I've done that shot many times. 121 00:07:37,740 --> 00:07:40,560 You know, the whole thing with Kristen and Tom, do I have remorse? 122 00:07:40,780 --> 00:07:44,700 Absolutely. It took a lot of time for me to realize that, but he's so much 123 00:07:44,700 --> 00:07:45,700 happier the way he is now. 124 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:51,560 I don't want to say I did Tom a favor, but I kind of did him a favor. 125 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:53,760 Oh, man. 126 00:07:57,140 --> 00:07:58,140 How's the restaurant? 127 00:07:58,480 --> 00:07:59,480 Hi, sunshine. 128 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:00,500 Hi. 129 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:04,920 I totally have to talk to you. 130 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:08,740 Not here, but, like... I just don't even want to talk about it at work, but 131 00:08:08,740 --> 00:08:09,740 you're, like, going to die. 132 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:12,380 Like... Okay. 133 00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:15,500 What? 134 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:21,280 Possibly with Ariana, it's going to affect her. 135 00:08:21,860 --> 00:08:25,420 Tom went to Miami and cheated on Ariana. 136 00:08:25,660 --> 00:08:30,120 The Miami girl goes on social media and spills the news. 137 00:08:30,670 --> 00:08:35,710 I reached out to her on Instagram and the story is just too damn specific to 138 00:08:35,710 --> 00:08:36,389 be true. 139 00:08:36,390 --> 00:08:42,169 I have some hard proof that was brought to my attention on social media. I have 140 00:08:42,169 --> 00:08:45,210 text messages between myself and this girl that Tom did in fact cheat. 141 00:08:45,530 --> 00:08:47,830 I still want to get into it here because then we're going to like sit here and 142 00:08:47,830 --> 00:08:49,590 talk for an hour and then we're going to get screamed at. 143 00:08:49,890 --> 00:08:50,930 Oh, so just leave me hanging. 144 00:08:51,130 --> 00:08:55,950 People may give Kristen about a lot of things, but one thing she is killer at 145 00:08:55,950 --> 00:08:59,410 stalking ex -boyfriends via social media, regardless. 146 00:08:59,950 --> 00:09:02,950 Ariana is my best friend, and she's my priority. 147 00:09:03,270 --> 00:09:06,370 So I'm supposed to not say something to Ariana that I know there might be 148 00:09:06,370 --> 00:09:08,050 something. You can do whatever you want with it. 149 00:09:20,350 --> 00:09:22,330 Hello. Hi. What are you doing? 150 00:09:22,710 --> 00:09:23,910 Just finishing up. 151 00:09:25,300 --> 00:09:26,760 Okay, what's going on? Anything? 152 00:09:27,020 --> 00:09:32,300 I wanted to thank you for hiring Shorty Tom. And I'm happy to give him a chance. 153 00:09:32,380 --> 00:09:33,380 No problem at all. 154 00:09:33,900 --> 00:09:38,400 Tom has been doing really well with booking modeling gigs, but Tom would 155 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:41,780 definitely like a little more financial independence if we're going to think 156 00:09:41,780 --> 00:09:42,780 about getting married. 157 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:44,700 How's everything else? It's okay? 158 00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:49,620 It's good. We have a full house right now. Full house? Yes, because our friend 159 00:09:49,620 --> 00:09:51,680 Stassi is moving back into town. 160 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:55,540 Why is she moving back? Her boyfriend's job is moving him out here because the 161 00:09:55,540 --> 00:09:56,540 hours are better. 162 00:09:56,580 --> 00:10:00,580 Wow. Okay, I'm surprised by that. I thought she'd gone to New York and it 163 00:10:00,580 --> 00:10:02,260 one -way trip pretty much. I did too. 164 00:10:03,340 --> 00:10:04,340 She's back. Okay. 165 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:06,940 Well, I'm not totally happy with the way Stassi's behaved. 166 00:10:07,260 --> 00:10:10,260 I was a good friend to her, not only that. I kind of tried to steer her in 167 00:10:10,260 --> 00:10:11,260 right direction. 168 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:13,120 And she just left. 169 00:10:13,460 --> 00:10:17,700 She didn't have any regard, so I think she owes me a phone call and an apology. 170 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:27,600 Coming up. Tom f***ed another girl while he was in Miami, cheated on Ariana, and 171 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,840 he's going to do it again. I didn't know it was this bad. 172 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:34,440 I was upset with you. I kind of fell off the base of the earth. I was on your 173 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:36,240 side, and then you disappeared. 174 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:44,340 Well, I'm not totally happy with the way he started to behave. 175 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:47,660 I was a good friend to her, not only that. I kind of tried to steer her in 176 00:10:47,660 --> 00:10:49,300 right direction, and she just left. 177 00:10:49,620 --> 00:10:51,620 She didn't have any regard, so... 178 00:10:52,060 --> 00:10:53,840 I think she owes me a phone call and an apology. 179 00:10:54,340 --> 00:10:55,199 I'll tell her. 180 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:57,740 I'll tell her to come by. I'm coming there every day. Okay. 181 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:00,599 See you later. 182 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:01,600 Bye. 183 00:11:04,380 --> 00:11:08,260 I picked up my life and wanted to get away from everything, moved to New York, 184 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:12,840 and then my boyfriend, six months later, wants to move to L .A. 185 00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:16,540 When he brought it up in conversation, I was like, I just ain't got here. 186 00:11:21,150 --> 00:11:22,330 My chariot, it waits. 187 00:11:22,710 --> 00:11:23,710 You know. 188 00:11:25,730 --> 00:11:27,110 How was the crazy house? 189 00:11:27,470 --> 00:11:29,230 All the Looney Tunes were there tonight. 190 00:11:29,630 --> 00:11:30,630 It's unfortunate. 191 00:11:30,790 --> 00:11:31,790 Kristen, Jack. 192 00:11:32,270 --> 00:11:35,550 It honestly makes me sick to my stomach. I feel like every time I watch 193 00:11:35,550 --> 00:11:38,050 somebody, like, come out of there, like, my heart skips a beat. 194 00:11:38,250 --> 00:11:41,170 It feels so weird to, like, be parked in this parking spot right now. 195 00:11:41,430 --> 00:11:44,510 Like... I know. Well, Lisa came in, too. She did? Yeah. 196 00:11:44,710 --> 00:11:48,190 She's still a little butthurt about you just, like... 197 00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:51,380 leaving town and not saying goodbye, and I figured. 198 00:11:52,100 --> 00:11:53,840 Honestly, I never know where I stand with Lisa. 199 00:11:54,100 --> 00:11:59,040 She was mad at me for the way I left her, I guess, but I don't agree with 200 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:01,340 anything that she said, and I think that she was being sensitive. 201 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:03,300 She's like, anyway, tell her to come by pump. 202 00:12:03,660 --> 00:12:05,760 So she's there every day. I'll go tomorrow. 203 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:07,460 Or you could go right now. No. 204 00:12:09,180 --> 00:12:13,060 No, I'd rather be skinned alive than walk in right now. I feel scared. Well, 205 00:12:13,060 --> 00:12:14,480 should leave before anyone sees you. 206 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:15,720 Yeah. 207 00:12:37,260 --> 00:12:38,880 You have a dollop every time you have that. 208 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:40,520 Yeah. 209 00:12:41,020 --> 00:12:42,020 Look at it. 210 00:12:42,860 --> 00:12:43,980 It's beautiful. That's good job. 211 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:48,940 Pump has been an incredibly difficult project. I would say probably the most 212 00:12:48,940 --> 00:12:53,380 difficult project to date. We've ended up having to put on a whole new story 213 00:12:53,380 --> 00:12:57,220 because we didn't have the square footage. We've ended up with three times 214 00:12:57,220 --> 00:12:59,140 many toilets as I thought we needed. 215 00:12:59,420 --> 00:13:03,160 It's taken us twice as long, and it's cost us twice as much money. 216 00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:05,700 I've almost lost my mind over this project. 217 00:13:05,980 --> 00:13:10,220 One day I actually went home in tears because it was all just too much. 218 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:13,280 Are you kidding me, Robert Earl? I am jealous. 219 00:13:13,540 --> 00:13:14,339 Are you? 220 00:13:14,340 --> 00:13:15,780 Yes. You know what you're doing. 221 00:13:16,140 --> 00:13:17,400 Oh, it's a mess right now? 222 00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:18,399 No, no, no. 223 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:19,400 This is special. 224 00:13:19,700 --> 00:13:24,100 Robert Earl is genius. He's created so many incredible places. Planet 225 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:29,440 he owns Buca di Beppo, he's got Mixology, and his kind of vote of 226 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:33,760 everything to me. I think when you can go to a place before it opens, And it 227 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:35,280 feels so warm and inviting. 228 00:13:35,740 --> 00:13:38,380 Oh, my God, we've come such a long way. It's going to be big. 229 00:13:38,580 --> 00:13:41,540 From your mouth to God's ears. I'm jealous. Are you? You're jealous. 230 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:43,080 Did you have a look around everywhere? 231 00:13:43,420 --> 00:13:43,999 It's magic. 232 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,160 I'll show you around anyway. 233 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:50,120 So there was nothing here whatsoever. And then I brought the trees in with 234 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,980 cranes. They're 100 years old. 235 00:13:52,340 --> 00:13:54,240 Fabulous. And the bar's almost finished. 236 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:55,519 Oh, look at this. 237 00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:57,340 This is going to be like a little VIP. 238 00:13:57,800 --> 00:13:59,280 Wow. I know, it's sexy. 239 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:01,900 Can you have sex in here or not? Well, you can. 240 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:07,160 I've always said to every man, Villa Blanca is where you take your wife. 241 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:09,100 And so it's where you take your mistress. 242 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:12,580 And now Pump can be where you take your boyfriend. 243 00:14:14,580 --> 00:14:19,520 This is a $10 to $15 million store for sure. 244 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:22,000 Congratulations. Oh, God, I hope so. 245 00:14:37,780 --> 00:14:40,160 You look really pretty. You're welcome. 246 00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:42,920 Hey. How are you? 247 00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:46,140 Hello. How are you, mate? Good. Okay. You want one of those? 248 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:49,000 Yeah, yeah, I'll do that. Okay, I'll do the cake then. I just want something 249 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:49,899 light. Whatever. 250 00:14:49,900 --> 00:14:50,900 Thanks, babe. 251 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,060 Thank you. 252 00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:55,800 Boys. 253 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:56,880 God, they really did everything. 254 00:14:57,460 --> 00:14:58,439 Cheers, darling. 255 00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:59,440 Thank you. 256 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:04,040 Cheers. Cheers, guys. Birthday Eve. Couple more hours. 257 00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:05,860 Cheers, Brett. 258 00:15:07,180 --> 00:15:11,200 So we're going, what time is it? We're like around nine. I do want to end up on 259 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,520 the bar by the end of the night. 260 00:15:12,820 --> 00:15:15,140 You'll be on the bar. Oh, you'll be on the bar. You'll probably be on the bar 261 00:15:15,140 --> 00:15:16,140 the beginning of the night. Let's do it. 262 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:18,760 True. What happened last night at work? 263 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:20,880 No, it was just, it was so busy. 264 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:26,460 I was like in the bar, the garden, the veranda, and the patio all at the same 265 00:15:26,460 --> 00:15:30,620 time. Everyone else was just like standing around and I'm like running 266 00:15:30,620 --> 00:15:33,220 the case like, oh, I can help you if you need it. I'm like, no, I'm good. Thank 267 00:15:33,220 --> 00:15:35,100 you. It was just one of those nights. 268 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:42,830 Kristen tells me at work last night that Tom and some girl in Miami had hooked 269 00:15:42,830 --> 00:15:47,930 up. Whatever it was. What was it that you had said? She said... I haven't seen 270 00:15:47,930 --> 00:15:52,250 it yet. Well, I'll get into it. The story is so much more than I ever even 271 00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:53,650 imagined. So listen. 272 00:15:53,850 --> 00:15:57,230 Okay. Well, I'll just read exactly what she wrote. I said, I really do 273 00:15:57,230 --> 00:16:00,450 appreciate you talking to me about this. I had to ask. I didn't know if it was 274 00:16:00,450 --> 00:16:02,530 true. She said, you slept with him, right? 275 00:16:02,970 --> 00:16:03,970 She said, yes. 276 00:16:05,290 --> 00:16:07,430 I have his number and text to Chris. 277 00:16:09,230 --> 00:16:12,970 I honest to God want to give Kristen the benefit of the doubt that she's not 278 00:16:12,970 --> 00:16:16,990 doing this maliciously. But at the same time, why are you going out of your way 279 00:16:16,990 --> 00:16:21,410 to reach out to this girl to find out what your ex -boyfriend did in Miami? 280 00:16:21,970 --> 00:16:23,410 This is none of your business. 281 00:16:23,790 --> 00:16:25,830 Tom gets horny, wants to f*** her. 282 00:16:26,350 --> 00:16:29,050 She tells him, I'm on my period, we can't f***. 283 00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:33,650 He literally told that girl, I want you to go in the bathroom, I want you to 284 00:16:33,650 --> 00:16:35,680 prove to me that you're f***. on your period. 285 00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:39,520 Yeah. Who does that? So she did. 286 00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:42,220 And he said, I still want to fuck you. 287 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,900 I'm like, speechless. I don't even know what to say. 288 00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:49,540 Tom also told her that he's not with Ariana anymore. He said they broke up 289 00:16:49,540 --> 00:16:50,540 weeks before Miami. 290 00:16:52,140 --> 00:16:57,540 What shocks me is how Ariana is completely just immune to the whole, to 291 00:16:57,540 --> 00:16:59,040 whole emotion that Tom could be. 292 00:17:07,879 --> 00:17:09,560 Why is Sheena crying? 293 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:12,140 Typical Sheena, making it all about herself. 294 00:17:12,660 --> 00:17:17,380 He f***ed another girl while he was in Miami, cheated on Ariana, and he's gonna 295 00:17:17,380 --> 00:17:18,380 do it again. 296 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:22,839 Trust me, you know I don't f***ing like Ariana, and I don't want to be with Tom. 297 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:23,980 Do I want them to be together? 298 00:17:24,220 --> 00:17:25,680 I mean, no, I really don't. 299 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:28,339 If Tom were dating... 300 00:17:28,540 --> 00:17:31,160 Anyone but Ariana, I never would have looked into this. 301 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:34,520 But Ariana was screwing around with Tom when he was my boyfriend. 302 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:36,160 Karma's a bitch. 303 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:39,120 Obviously, I'm not going to sit there and have a heart -to -heart with Ariana 304 00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:42,700 and say, hey, look at my phone. This is like the worst conversation I'll have in 305 00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:43,359 my life. 306 00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:46,160 I don't know that Ariana knows anything. I don't know that Tom's told her 307 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:50,140 anything. So now I have to tell Ariana this information. 308 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,300 I have an obligation. She's my best friend. 309 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:53,640 So think. 310 00:17:57,860 --> 00:18:00,320 Coming up. Where I was in my head, I really thought I was doing the right 311 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:03,560 But when you needed me, I'm there for you. And then I hear nothing. 312 00:18:15,740 --> 00:18:18,080 Thanks for coming with me today. Hey, man. How do you feel about yourself 313 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:19,540 now? Dude, I'm anxious to get this done. 314 00:18:19,860 --> 00:18:22,620 I was supposed to get this done a long time ago, and I'm finally doing it. I 315 00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:23,880 barely breathe nowadays. 316 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:26,140 I'm nasally 24 -7. 317 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:28,860 So I went to my doctor to see what I can do about this. 318 00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:32,300 Turns out that I have a deviated septum. I'm here to see Dr. John. 319 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,360 Excellent. I'll let him know you're here. Make yourself comfortable. 320 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:35,600 Okay. Thanks. 321 00:18:35,660 --> 00:18:38,660 He told me, you know, we can have surgery and take care of this. 322 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,540 So I was like, you know what? If he's up there already, might as well kill two 323 00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:45,700 birds with one stone and, you know, straighten out that bump and see if I 324 00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:46,940 look a little prettier than I already am. 325 00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:48,140 I can't believe I'm doing this. 326 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:49,720 Me neither. 327 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:51,220 I've been wanting to do this for a long time. 328 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:52,600 I'm finally doing it. 329 00:18:52,820 --> 00:18:55,620 You won't recognize yourself in the mirror, but maybe that's a good thing 330 00:18:55,620 --> 00:18:59,740 you. Because of, you know, all the horrible things you've done in the past. 331 00:18:59,740 --> 00:19:00,740 what? 332 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:04,600 I'm going to be honest, I'm a little, little apprehensive about going to 333 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:05,339 Sheena's birthday. 334 00:19:05,340 --> 00:19:06,340 Is Carmen coming? 335 00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:07,219 Carmen's going. 336 00:19:07,220 --> 00:19:08,700 I don't know what I'm going to do about this situation. 337 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:10,080 It's giving me anxiety. 338 00:19:11,140 --> 00:19:13,940 My personal life's a little bit up and down, up and down. 339 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:19,000 It just so happened to have met Carmen, met her, kind of hit it off and started 340 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:23,140 dating. It's such a situation right now. I don't know how I get myself in these 341 00:19:23,140 --> 00:19:24,800 predicaments. What do you mean? You've been doing it for 10 years. 342 00:19:25,639 --> 00:19:26,639 I'm surprised. 343 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:29,040 I met somebody else, Tiffany. 344 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,380 One thing led to another. We started dating. 345 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,100 The only thing was the distance. 346 00:19:33,460 --> 00:19:36,060 She lives in Las Vegas. I live in Los Angeles. 347 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:39,060 This is the new thing with me, though. They both know about each other. 348 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:41,800 There's no lying. There's no deceiving. 349 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:43,480 This is all going to end terribly. 350 00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:46,520 I mean, it always does with Jax and the women he dates. 351 00:19:46,860 --> 00:19:47,880 They're both amazing girls. 352 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,900 No, they're really good. I know. They both bring different things to the 353 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,840 At the end of the day, we both know it comes down to feet. So you're just going 354 00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:56,120 to have to set them up side by side. 355 00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:59,460 She's got the better looking feet. We both know I got a serious foot fetish. 356 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:04,460 There he is. Hey, buddy. How are you? Good to see you. 357 00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:09,020 I was introduced to my surgeon, Dr. Lakey, by Tiffany. Tiffany is friends 358 00:20:09,020 --> 00:20:10,020 his wife. 359 00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:13,360 So that kind of worked out in my favor because I got the friends and family 360 00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:17,510 discount. So the whole idea is to narrow at the top and add a little width to 361 00:20:17,510 --> 00:20:18,329 the bottom. 362 00:20:18,330 --> 00:20:22,530 After you remove that hourglass sort of appearance, it'll really give you a 363 00:20:22,530 --> 00:20:24,810 nice, chiseled, straight bridge of the nose. 364 00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:26,710 That looks great just there already. 365 00:20:27,190 --> 00:20:30,690 You know, again, these small, subtle changes can make a big difference. 366 00:20:31,210 --> 00:20:34,530 Obviously, the primary goal is to help you breathe a little easier, and this is 367 00:20:34,530 --> 00:20:36,750 icing on the cake. I'm excited. Yeah, I'm really excited. 368 00:20:37,050 --> 00:20:39,570 You know, sometimes it is possible to improve upon perfection. 369 00:20:41,650 --> 00:20:43,350 I'm ready to go, Dad. Looking forward to it? 370 00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:46,870 You're going to have to pick me up and drop me off. 371 00:20:47,190 --> 00:20:48,350 You will be Nurse Ratched. 372 00:20:48,610 --> 00:20:50,090 Yeah. I'm going to make you. 373 00:20:50,590 --> 00:20:52,970 You're going to be my bitch. The role I know well. Nice. 374 00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:10,770 I've been spending the last six months in New York. 375 00:21:11,110 --> 00:21:12,730 relearning what it's like to be happy. 376 00:21:12,930 --> 00:21:16,750 I feel like I've grown up a lot, and I've been trying to be the more mature 377 00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:20,710 person, and it's just so funny, because ever since I've been back in L .A., I 378 00:21:20,710 --> 00:21:22,410 feel like I'm being sucked back in. 379 00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:32,650 I want a list of my cocktails, the Pumptini, the Pumping Glory, all the 380 00:21:32,650 --> 00:21:34,170 things. Hi! 381 00:21:35,030 --> 00:21:37,330 Oh, my God, look what the cat dragged in. 382 00:21:38,010 --> 00:21:42,510 I suppose I've got to give you a hug. Yes, you have to. Oh, my God. I'm 383 00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:43,650 cross with you as well. 384 00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:45,070 Why? 385 00:21:46,070 --> 00:21:47,070 Okay, come on. 386 00:21:47,470 --> 00:21:52,790 Okay, I want to tell you off. I was upset with you, madam, because you 387 00:21:52,790 --> 00:21:53,790 disappeared. 388 00:21:54,450 --> 00:21:59,330 I kind of fell off the face of the earth, like, after everything that 389 00:21:59,450 --> 00:22:03,490 It's unusual for you to get somebody that's on your side, come rain or shine, 390 00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:04,870 and I was on your side. 391 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:09,220 However, I didn't hear from you after that. 392 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:14,740 When Lisa tells me that I've done something wrong, I nod and apologize. 393 00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:16,120 I'm sorry. 394 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:17,260 Okay, that's good enough. 395 00:22:17,540 --> 00:22:19,960 You can't win with Lisa. That's just how it is. 396 00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:24,140 What about all your, you know, girlfriends there? There are just 397 00:22:24,140 --> 00:22:27,340 that I don't want to associate myself with. 398 00:22:28,020 --> 00:22:31,880 Katie will give me updates, and I can't believe that these people are not 399 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:33,340 growing and not, like... 400 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:38,040 They're changing and not changing themselves. I don't get it. I really, I 401 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:38,719 get it. Sheena is. 402 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:42,300 Sheena's growing and she's, you know, carving out something for herself. 403 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:45,920 And that's fine, but I... Who are you talking about? Be specific. 404 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:47,600 Everyone besides Katie. 405 00:22:50,310 --> 00:22:51,310 Yeah. 406 00:23:02,710 --> 00:23:06,730 I used to think Kristen was edgy because she made all these self -destructive 407 00:23:06,730 --> 00:23:09,570 choices. When I was 19, that was interesting. 408 00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:13,090 But now that I'm older, I realize it's just really sad. 409 00:23:13,670 --> 00:23:16,170 Like, die alone with a bunch of cats sad. 410 00:23:17,340 --> 00:23:18,340 So what are you doing? 411 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:22,420 What are you doing for money? I mean, what are you doing for work? 412 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:24,200 Mommy and Daddy supporting you? 413 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:28,900 Well, I mean, I'm doing my best. I mean, I started this blog called Style by 414 00:23:28,900 --> 00:23:29,859 Saskia. Okay. 415 00:23:29,860 --> 00:23:33,440 It's a hobby that I hope at some point I will make money for it, but that 416 00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:37,220 doesn't come for a while. Darling, you have a hobby when you're wealthy. Right 417 00:23:37,220 --> 00:23:38,260 now you need a job. 418 00:23:39,220 --> 00:23:41,000 Anyway, I'm glad you're back. 419 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:43,860 Thank you. Even though you are a major pain in the ass. 420 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:46,260 Well, at least you don't have to deal with me. That's true. 421 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:55,740 Do you want a glass of wine? 422 00:23:56,060 --> 00:24:01,240 Sure. Okay, so, I mean, obviously we both need to get ready because we have 423 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:03,760 be there in a little bit. But there is something that I have to show you. 424 00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:07,340 And if I don't tell you now, I'm, like, going to explode. 425 00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:16,460 Kristen, talk to this girl 426 00:24:16,460 --> 00:24:17,439 on Instagram. 427 00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:20,480 I don't even think I can read it out loud. I kind of want to just let you 428 00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:21,480 this. 429 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:23,080 I just couldn't not. 430 00:24:23,470 --> 00:24:27,390 tell you this, and obviously I don't want to do this today, but this is how 431 00:24:27,390 --> 00:24:29,310 Instagram conversation started out between them. 432 00:24:37,710 --> 00:24:41,950 Some things I'm reading right now that I know are bullshit. 433 00:24:42,450 --> 00:24:43,950 Why is he sending her selfies? 434 00:24:46,659 --> 00:24:51,100 When Tom and Jackson Schwartz were in Miami, they, of course, hang out with a 435 00:24:51,100 --> 00:24:55,980 bunch of people, and then this girl starts blabbing all over the place a lot 436 00:24:55,980 --> 00:24:59,780 things that, A, didn't happen, and put words in his mouth that he didn't say. 437 00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:04,640 Like, she was full of... I have seen all of this. 438 00:25:04,860 --> 00:25:06,640 And his explanation? 439 00:25:07,340 --> 00:25:10,020 They were like, well, sure, we should roll up with some girls. 440 00:25:10,460 --> 00:25:12,640 We shouldn't just show up to this club by ourselves. 441 00:25:14,380 --> 00:25:18,600 I just don't want you to, like, fall for his s*** if he is lying again. Tom and 442 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:22,620 I are, like, disgustingly honest with each other about s*** that we don't even 443 00:25:22,620 --> 00:25:23,620 need to be. 444 00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:27,000 I mean, I hope so. It's just, like, he's such a good liar. Like, you know that. 445 00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:28,920 Oh, I know that, and I know when he's lying. 446 00:25:29,900 --> 00:25:35,760 I'm so afraid that Ariana is just so infatuated and in love with Tom that she 447 00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:39,660 won't even see the truth when it's literally in writing in front of her 448 00:25:40,090 --> 00:25:44,990 I kind of have to wonder, like, what possesses Kristen and, like, what level 449 00:25:44,990 --> 00:25:49,470 obsession does she have to then go and contact this girl? She's not doing this 450 00:25:49,470 --> 00:25:50,470 to try and get Tom back. 451 00:25:50,650 --> 00:25:55,110 Kristen? No, she's doing it because she's obsessed with, like, hating me. 452 00:25:55,690 --> 00:26:02,030 Detective Kristen, it's all just really, A, none of her business, and B, 453 00:26:02,330 --> 00:26:04,970 what is she trying to say? She's, like, helping me out? 454 00:26:05,470 --> 00:26:06,530 We know better than that. 455 00:26:06,810 --> 00:26:12,030 My gut feeling tells me that there's more to it and that something did happen 456 00:26:12,030 --> 00:26:13,030 that crossed the line. 457 00:26:16,130 --> 00:26:22,370 Coming up. For Kristen to be trolling on Instagram just to be vindictive and a 458 00:26:22,370 --> 00:26:24,170 fucking bitch, like, that sucks. 459 00:26:30,159 --> 00:26:34,100 Let's go through the whole menu. Visual, sexy. What did you say you want to 460 00:26:34,100 --> 00:26:35,100 play? 461 00:26:35,180 --> 00:26:36,940 I found a chef, Penny DeVini. 462 00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:40,020 Penny's got the same feeling for food that I do. 463 00:26:40,260 --> 00:26:44,700 It's a passion for food. You've got a skirt steak on the menu. We can do a 464 00:26:44,700 --> 00:26:45,720 steak for you guys. 465 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:47,820 Yeah, that would be cute. Bangers and mash. 466 00:26:48,260 --> 00:26:49,620 They've got to be pork sausages. 467 00:26:50,170 --> 00:26:53,130 Do you like a pork sausage penne? It's West Hollywood. They're all desperate 468 00:26:53,130 --> 00:26:53,989 a pork sausage. 469 00:26:53,990 --> 00:26:54,990 Pickled cucumber. 470 00:26:55,150 --> 00:26:58,590 Pickled cucumber would go down well here. Not only has it got to taste 471 00:26:58,590 --> 00:27:04,310 fantastic, but it's got to look really, really sexy. 472 00:27:04,590 --> 00:27:07,650 Red cabbage is beyond sexy. We're going to present him on a butter lettuce. 473 00:27:07,790 --> 00:27:08,449 Okay, sexy. 474 00:27:08,450 --> 00:27:09,550 I like that. Okay, go. 475 00:27:09,850 --> 00:27:13,130 Salmon carpaccio. This is the sexiest thing on the planet. 476 00:27:13,390 --> 00:27:15,610 Pinky, juicy, super burger. 477 00:27:15,810 --> 00:27:16,810 And how's he going to come? 478 00:27:16,910 --> 00:27:17,910 On a brioche. 479 00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:24,840 The papaya and creamy crab. No crab. Lisa and crab should never be in the 480 00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:25,840 tent. 481 00:27:36,220 --> 00:27:43,020 It feels amazing to walk into Sheena's party 482 00:27:43,020 --> 00:27:44,080 with James on my arm. 483 00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:46,460 Ready to turn it up in here. 484 00:27:46,910 --> 00:27:48,890 I moved to L .A. first off to be a DJ. 485 00:27:49,210 --> 00:27:52,650 I do feel like I'm a bit ahead of the game, you know. I've been touring 486 00:27:52,650 --> 00:27:57,310 with Eric Prid, Deadmau5, Paul Ogunfold, some of the biggest names in the game, 487 00:27:57,370 --> 00:27:59,090 so party all night. What do you want to say? 488 00:27:59,530 --> 00:28:02,110 Uh, Zach and Kyle, go for it? Yeah. 489 00:28:02,450 --> 00:28:03,450 Thanks, babe. 490 00:28:04,730 --> 00:28:08,810 Last year, Foxy and Katie were at Sheena's birthday, and they were not 491 00:28:08,810 --> 00:28:09,689 the birthday girl. 492 00:28:09,690 --> 00:28:10,690 Sheena, really? 493 00:28:10,990 --> 00:28:11,749 You're right. 494 00:28:11,750 --> 00:28:15,270 I'm over this, and I don't f***ing care because it's my birthday, and f*** you 495 00:28:15,270 --> 00:28:16,270 guys. 496 00:28:16,810 --> 00:28:17,810 What the? 497 00:28:18,050 --> 00:28:21,890 This year, Katie and the girls are going out for a few drinks, and she gives me 498 00:28:21,890 --> 00:28:24,690 the old passive -aggressive, you do what you want. 499 00:28:25,070 --> 00:28:29,210 When you hear do what you want, it means do for not doing what I want. How's it 500 00:28:29,210 --> 00:28:30,630 going? How you feeling? 501 00:28:30,850 --> 00:28:31,850 Good to see you. 502 00:28:33,790 --> 00:28:34,790 Excited for your birthday? 503 00:28:35,810 --> 00:28:37,170 Yeah, kind of. 504 00:28:37,730 --> 00:28:39,870 I love it! 505 00:28:40,270 --> 00:28:41,270 Thanks. 506 00:28:45,450 --> 00:28:46,450 I remember that. 507 00:28:46,470 --> 00:28:47,470 Hey, what's up, man? 508 00:28:47,690 --> 00:28:51,470 What is going on here? You know I'm a man of tradition. We're going to start 509 00:28:51,470 --> 00:28:52,610 with seven shots. 510 00:28:52,950 --> 00:28:56,030 Oh, my God. So the last time I was here, I did seven shots. 511 00:28:56,610 --> 00:28:57,610 Are these strong? 512 00:28:57,650 --> 00:28:58,650 I won't do that again. 513 00:29:00,390 --> 00:29:02,570 Oh, my God. I just did seven shots. 514 00:29:03,070 --> 00:29:04,590 Start with these just to break it in. 515 00:29:05,010 --> 00:29:06,010 Serious? All right. 516 00:29:07,730 --> 00:29:08,730 Let's go. 517 00:29:11,690 --> 00:29:13,270 Kidding. They're water, dude. 518 00:29:15,210 --> 00:29:17,250 He can't be taking seven shots anymore. 519 00:29:17,790 --> 00:29:20,010 This reminds me of Peter's birthday a little bit. 520 00:29:20,210 --> 00:29:26,750 Of course. I told Tom all about these rumors, and the bottom line is, 521 00:29:26,830 --> 00:29:27,990 I trust him. 522 00:29:28,250 --> 00:29:31,950 Kristen is trying to get me upset. She doesn't have that power. 523 00:29:32,330 --> 00:29:33,690 Hi. Happy birthday. 524 00:29:34,030 --> 00:29:35,030 Thank you. 525 00:29:37,750 --> 00:29:40,470 Well, we all know she doesn't believe any of that. 526 00:29:45,070 --> 00:29:46,070 Thank you. 527 00:29:46,930 --> 00:29:47,930 What did you guys do today? 528 00:29:48,570 --> 00:29:49,850 I had two finals. 529 00:29:50,230 --> 00:29:52,190 Whoa. I just graduated college. What? 530 00:29:52,430 --> 00:29:53,870 College or high school? 531 00:29:54,510 --> 00:29:58,530 Oh. Carmen is just fun. It's easy. She lives here. 532 00:29:58,730 --> 00:30:01,850 She's friends with Sheena. She's friends with the group. It's almost like a 533 00:30:01,850 --> 00:30:04,290 saucy part two, but not a crazy bitch. 534 00:30:05,950 --> 00:30:10,450 I do need to talk to you and I'd like to just get it over with so I don't have 535 00:30:10,450 --> 00:30:12,610 to think about it for the rest of the night. Yeah, that sounds great. 536 00:30:19,570 --> 00:30:20,970 Stress isn't easy to sit in. 537 00:30:21,230 --> 00:30:26,930 Yeah. Okay, so I mean, obviously she called you and told you what I told her 538 00:30:26,930 --> 00:30:30,970 today. Yeah, I honestly don't even know where to begin. 539 00:30:31,190 --> 00:30:32,790 You hung out with this girl. Oh, yeah. 540 00:30:33,030 --> 00:30:34,770 You texted her, you exchanged numbers. 541 00:30:35,150 --> 00:30:37,210 Yeah, like there was a whole group of us, yeah. 542 00:30:38,090 --> 00:30:42,350 Basically, I called up these girls, had them meet up with us to go to this club. 543 00:30:42,770 --> 00:30:44,770 Then I ended up leaving. 544 00:30:45,290 --> 00:30:48,210 Schwartz ended up taking a picture of me, passed out in my clothes. 545 00:30:48,770 --> 00:30:49,830 And that was it. 546 00:30:50,050 --> 00:30:53,570 I 100 % did not sleep with this girl in Miami. 547 00:30:53,790 --> 00:30:56,750 Did you tell her you broke up with Ariana three weeks prior to that? 548 00:30:56,750 --> 00:31:00,650 not. You don't understand the feeling I have for Ariana. 549 00:31:01,030 --> 00:31:02,730 I tell her everything. 550 00:31:03,350 --> 00:31:07,530 I want you to see these text messages that she sent. I don't fucking care. 551 00:31:07,910 --> 00:31:08,910 Okay. 552 00:31:09,330 --> 00:31:12,530 If you don't care, then I don't care. If you guys are happy and nothing 553 00:31:12,530 --> 00:31:14,830 happened, then that's fine. I'll leave it at that. I'm not trying to get in the 554 00:31:14,830 --> 00:31:15,830 middle of anything. 555 00:31:17,130 --> 00:31:22,050 A part of me will always feel like Tom got away with something, but it's not my 556 00:31:22,050 --> 00:31:22,929 business anymore. 557 00:31:22,930 --> 00:31:25,890 I care about both of you. Let's take a step back here for a second. 558 00:31:26,290 --> 00:31:30,930 I know you call Ariana your best friend, but you choose to be friends with 559 00:31:30,930 --> 00:31:37,210 Kristen. And for Kristen to be trolling Instagram and to hit up this girl 560 00:31:37,210 --> 00:31:43,830 to like ruin our happiness for no reason but just to be vindictive and 561 00:31:43,830 --> 00:31:44,890 a bitch. 562 00:31:45,990 --> 00:31:47,410 Like, that's f***ed up. 563 00:31:47,630 --> 00:31:51,930 And you choose to be friends with James, who you know is a f***ing piece of 564 00:31:51,930 --> 00:31:56,710 s***. Like, we were good friends. I held that motherf***er in my arms when him 565 00:31:56,710 --> 00:31:57,810 and his girlfriend broke up. 566 00:31:58,070 --> 00:32:00,710 There's a lot of history behind me and James. 567 00:32:00,990 --> 00:32:02,630 We were supposed to be making music together. 568 00:32:02,870 --> 00:32:06,650 You know, he told me I'm, like, his best friend. And during that time, he 569 00:32:06,650 --> 00:32:09,110 started pursuing Kristen, and they started sleeping together. 570 00:32:09,370 --> 00:32:11,310 And it's like he completely stabbed me in the back. 571 00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:15,560 He's a douche. This is just, like, supposed to be the happiest summer of my 572 00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:19,100 life. I just don't want to deal with any of this, and I can't cry because these 573 00:32:19,100 --> 00:32:21,360 eyelashes are me. I know. Tell me about it. 574 00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:23,720 I'm kidding. 575 00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:34,980 Charlotte, Carrie, Miranda. 576 00:32:38,899 --> 00:32:42,900 Happy. She is really serving up the variety pack of bull lately. 577 00:32:43,260 --> 00:32:45,700 I mean, she's friends with Kristen. She's friends with Jack. 578 00:32:46,300 --> 00:32:49,300 My night is going to be so much more fun than she and his birthday party because 579 00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:51,640 my friends all actually like each other. 580 00:32:52,540 --> 00:32:54,280 So Schwartz is going tonight. 581 00:32:54,700 --> 00:32:55,700 Schwartz is there. 582 00:32:56,180 --> 00:32:57,360 I can't tell him what to do. 583 00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:00,500 I totally agree. You can't tell him what to do. It doesn't mean it's not 584 00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:01,500 frustrating. 585 00:33:01,790 --> 00:33:06,870 This is how I look at it. It's like anyone that wants to go and hang out 586 00:33:06,870 --> 00:33:10,950 sexist people, that like says something about their character. 587 00:33:11,530 --> 00:33:12,530 I like Ariana. 588 00:33:12,670 --> 00:33:15,650 I think I don't have a problem with her. I'm like, but look at who she's 589 00:33:15,650 --> 00:33:20,910 surrounding herself with. Yeah, so I'm like something must be wrong. 590 00:33:21,130 --> 00:33:26,290 All of this is weird. I don't understand how Ariana's best friend is Sheena and 591 00:33:26,290 --> 00:33:29,990 Sheena's new best friend is Kristen and Ariana's just okay with that. 592 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:32,240 I would gut Katie if she did that. 593 00:33:32,580 --> 00:33:35,840 You guys, can I show you something on Twitter? 594 00:33:36,740 --> 00:33:42,380 Kristen tweeted, described myself in one word, loyal, with zero apologies. 595 00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:46,700 I honestly feel like that has to be a joke. 596 00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:51,040 It has to actually be like a joke. I don't think she knows what it means. 597 00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:54,040 This is why we are not here. 598 00:33:55,300 --> 00:33:59,220 Like, for her to write that and think that she... You know what? I'm going to 599 00:33:59,220 --> 00:34:00,500 pick one word. One word. 600 00:34:01,060 --> 00:34:02,060 Yeah? 601 00:34:03,980 --> 00:34:05,560 So, let's make a toast. 602 00:34:05,980 --> 00:34:08,300 Okay, we can toast to a lot of different things. Okay. 603 00:34:08,620 --> 00:34:12,260 Sassy Rose in L .A. Sassy Rose is back in L .A. Oh, and to friendship. 604 00:34:12,699 --> 00:34:14,060 To friendship. 605 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:15,320 Whatever. 606 00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:18,420 Hey, hey. How y 'all doing? 607 00:34:19,790 --> 00:34:22,409 My issue with Sheena is that she is friends with Kristen. 608 00:34:22,730 --> 00:34:27,010 I don't like Kristen very much. She just lost all of my respect when she stopped 609 00:34:27,010 --> 00:34:28,929 respecting everyone around her. 610 00:34:29,969 --> 00:34:31,670 Would you take a picture of us really quick? 611 00:34:32,530 --> 00:34:33,530 Excellent. 612 00:34:34,130 --> 00:34:37,929 Love it. All right, guys, we got to make this count. Yeah, make this count. 613 00:34:41,330 --> 00:34:44,330 Are we Instagramming this photo? 614 00:34:46,949 --> 00:34:47,949 Wait, what's this? 615 00:34:58,390 --> 00:35:01,490 What the hell? 616 00:35:01,810 --> 00:35:04,050 They're making fun of the picture that I just posted. 617 00:35:04,370 --> 00:35:06,150 Hashtag OMG Insta fight. 618 00:35:23,980 --> 00:35:24,980 They're trying to sew us up. 619 00:35:28,900 --> 00:35:30,140 And this Instagram war? 620 00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:31,640 We're winning, baby. 621 00:35:33,700 --> 00:35:36,420 Everybody, it's time to shut the f*** up for two minutes. 622 00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:41,540 We're here for one person only tonight. It's Sina Marie's birthday. 623 00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:44,440 We're about to turn it up right now with our remix. 624 00:36:03,140 --> 00:36:07,620 James really has a habit of annoying the shit out of people. Guy's loud, 625 00:36:07,780 --> 00:36:11,340 obnoxious. He walks around like he's a Muppet. Spits in people's faces. 626 00:36:11,740 --> 00:36:12,920 Can't handle his alcohol. 627 00:36:13,810 --> 00:36:17,950 When we went out, I would pay for all of his drinks because I knew he was a 628 00:36:17,950 --> 00:36:21,110 buster at Sir and didn't make the same amount of money that I did. Lo and 629 00:36:21,110 --> 00:36:24,970 behold, he's taking all of his money and hoarding it so he can buy a Beamer and 630 00:36:24,970 --> 00:36:25,970 take Beamer selfies. 631 00:36:27,870 --> 00:36:28,870 He's embarrassing. 632 00:36:31,510 --> 00:36:33,150 Hey, did you hear what happened? 633 00:36:33,730 --> 00:36:35,390 I don't like that face. 634 00:36:35,590 --> 00:36:37,910 I don't even know if I want to know. That's got to do with my irony. 635 00:36:42,890 --> 00:36:44,110 It's not good, man. It's not good. 636 00:36:44,530 --> 00:36:48,410 I know how Kristen works, and she needs to stop digging around and trying to 637 00:36:48,410 --> 00:36:51,350 investigate. What is she going to say? Oh, see, I told you so. 638 00:36:51,550 --> 00:36:54,710 So? You're not going to get back together, Tom. You still look like an 639 00:36:55,050 --> 00:36:56,090 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 640 00:36:56,310 --> 00:37:00,430 Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt, but can I just ask what was being said? 641 00:37:00,430 --> 00:37:03,250 seeing a girl behind his girlfriend's back. 642 00:37:03,550 --> 00:37:08,290 But why do you care? Why is it like... I was curious, and I cared because... You 643 00:37:08,290 --> 00:37:09,169 care about Ariana? 644 00:37:09,170 --> 00:37:11,210 You don't care about Ariana? No. Let's be honest. 645 00:37:12,110 --> 00:37:16,650 No, it's fine. You don't. Okay. At least I have the audacity to say I reached 646 00:37:16,650 --> 00:37:18,870 out to this chick on social media. 647 00:37:19,110 --> 00:37:20,110 Why, though? Why do you care? 648 00:37:20,470 --> 00:37:21,570 Because I don't care. 649 00:37:22,310 --> 00:37:24,350 He's a lying, cheating piece of shit. 650 00:37:25,230 --> 00:37:27,630 And he's going to continue to be a lying, cheating piece of shit. 651 00:37:27,890 --> 00:37:29,350 Everyone's lied and cheated and stuff. 652 00:37:29,550 --> 00:37:32,010 Everyone's lied and cheated. We've all lied and cheated here except for Carmen. 653 00:37:32,310 --> 00:37:35,390 Wait, what do you mean? We've all lied and cheated. All of us. No, 654 00:37:36,170 --> 00:37:37,490 like, we've all lied and cheated. 655 00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:41,280 I've lied and cheated. Kristen's lied and cheated. Tom's lied. We've all done 656 00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:42,940 it. Stop defending him. 657 00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:44,320 I'm not defending anybody. 658 00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:48,320 I'm not. But I'm saying we lied. He took this girl in the bathroom, made her 659 00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:50,240 prove that she wasn't on a f***ing period. 660 00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:53,300 You and Sandoval, it's a f***ing joke. 661 00:37:53,540 --> 00:37:54,900 You and James is a f***ing joke. 662 00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:56,560 Oh, you guys. 663 00:37:56,760 --> 00:38:01,000 Come on, let's be honest. What, you're in love with him? 664 00:38:01,700 --> 00:38:04,100 Kristen is so obsessed with Tom, it's ridiculous. 665 00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:06,940 It's like, it's going to come to the point where he's going to have to get a 666 00:38:06,940 --> 00:38:07,940 restraining order. 667 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,900 She actually makes herself look really sad. 668 00:38:10,340 --> 00:38:11,580 I'm going to get a drink. Okay. 669 00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:13,000 I'll be over in a minute. Yes. 670 00:38:15,780 --> 00:38:16,780 She's crazy. 671 00:38:17,460 --> 00:38:19,200 Oh yeah, what was that about? You and Tom? 672 00:38:20,060 --> 00:38:23,180 He admitted the parts of it that were true. 673 00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:25,340 He made her prove that she's on her period? 674 00:38:25,620 --> 00:38:27,140 No, he didn't say that. He didn't mention that? 675 00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:29,220 Well, no, he said nothing happened. 676 00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:31,200 All right, well, that's a lie. 677 00:38:31,740 --> 00:38:33,340 Do you believe every word he said? 678 00:38:33,820 --> 00:38:37,520 I'm not saying that, but it's not my business. It's not my relationship. 679 00:38:37,940 --> 00:38:38,940 She's happy. 680 00:38:39,500 --> 00:38:41,200 So... She's not f***ing happy. 681 00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:45,060 Well, they don't care to see the text messages. They don't want to see 682 00:38:45,060 --> 00:38:47,240 else. No, at the end of the day, the truth comes out with everything. 683 00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:50,000 And if something else is going to come out, then let it come out. At the end of 684 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,000 the day, the truth will come out. 685 00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:55,180 All right. 686 00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:01,240 I'm going to go grab Kristen real quick. I'll be right back, all right? All 687 00:39:01,240 --> 00:39:02,240 right, that'll be fun. 688 00:39:02,710 --> 00:39:06,510 I feel like I just need to say something to Kristen since she's put all these 689 00:39:06,510 --> 00:39:10,670 freaking man hours into obsessing over my life. 690 00:39:10,950 --> 00:39:12,810 Get a life and move on. 691 00:39:13,450 --> 00:39:14,790 And stop bugging me. 692 00:39:15,030 --> 00:39:17,910 To Mission Blonde, please. Thank you. What do you want? 693 00:39:18,150 --> 00:39:19,150 Hey, guys. 694 00:39:20,190 --> 00:39:21,190 Hey, what's up? 695 00:39:21,450 --> 00:39:22,490 How you doing, 696 00:39:25,550 --> 00:39:26,428 man? I'm good. 697 00:39:26,430 --> 00:39:28,650 Yeah, how are you? I'm great. 698 00:39:28,870 --> 00:39:30,390 Kristen, you want to go? 699 00:39:32,029 --> 00:39:33,029 I don't. 700 00:39:33,230 --> 00:39:34,230 You don't? 701 00:39:34,350 --> 00:39:35,630 Talk about what? Talk about what, John? 702 00:39:37,510 --> 00:39:40,750 What does he want to talk to you about? I don't know and I don't care. 703 00:39:41,910 --> 00:39:44,010 Coming up... Don't get f***ing smart with me. 704 00:39:44,270 --> 00:39:46,710 No, don't get smart with me. You're a f***ing 31 -year -old. 705 00:39:47,810 --> 00:39:48,810 Stop it! No! 706 00:39:58,290 --> 00:40:01,050 Kristen, you want to go, um... I don't. 707 00:40:01,629 --> 00:40:02,629 You don't? 708 00:40:02,770 --> 00:40:03,970 Talk about what? Talk about what, Don? 709 00:40:04,470 --> 00:40:09,530 I'm here to talk to Kristen. If she just stops obsessing over my life and moves 710 00:40:09,530 --> 00:40:12,130 on with her own, she'll probably be a lot happier. 711 00:40:12,470 --> 00:40:13,510 What does he want to talk to you about? 712 00:40:14,390 --> 00:40:15,550 What do you have to talk to her about? 713 00:40:16,230 --> 00:40:21,090 Oh, um... Do you want to talk about... My life that you... My life that you 714 00:40:21,090 --> 00:40:22,210 to be so interested in. 715 00:40:22,610 --> 00:40:24,130 I was interested. I was curious. 716 00:40:25,950 --> 00:40:27,870 And she told me... You're really curious. 717 00:40:28,110 --> 00:40:29,590 I was curious. I was curious. 718 00:40:29,910 --> 00:40:30,910 What do you mean? 719 00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:34,060 James, go take a f***ing Beamer selfie or something. 720 00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:35,360 Oh, a Beamer selfie? 721 00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:38,300 I thought you were going to take a Honda Civic selfie, man. Okay, James. 722 00:40:38,780 --> 00:40:43,220 Tom is in no competition with me. I bet he wishes he can go back to being 22 723 00:40:43,220 --> 00:40:44,220 years old, you know? 724 00:40:44,580 --> 00:40:47,420 You do. I'm having the time of my life right now. What are you doing? Nothing. 725 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:50,300 Don't get f***ing smart with me. 726 00:40:50,540 --> 00:40:52,980 No, don't get smart with me. You're a f***ing 31 -year -old. 727 00:41:02,030 --> 00:41:03,810 This season on Vanderpump Rules. 728 00:41:04,070 --> 00:41:05,009 Let's go! 729 00:41:05,010 --> 00:41:07,930 This looks fantastic. 730 00:41:11,510 --> 00:41:13,450 Watch out, bitches. I'm back. 731 00:41:13,870 --> 00:41:15,870 What a whore. 732 00:41:17,030 --> 00:41:20,510 Hanging out with people that try to destroy your relationship? I don't want 733 00:41:20,510 --> 00:41:22,890 wake up like you every morning with hatred and anger in my heart. 734 00:41:23,150 --> 00:41:24,310 No punching in the face. 735 00:41:24,630 --> 00:41:27,210 No banging each other's girlfriend. 736 00:41:28,670 --> 00:41:29,670 I think we're good. 737 00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:32,860 I've had to sleep with every single person West Hollywood gets. 738 00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:37,100 I'll do whatever it takes. 739 00:41:37,380 --> 00:41:38,380 Yeah, I've got what it takes. 740 00:41:38,780 --> 00:41:42,320 Dating two women at the same time probably isn't the best idea. You want 741 00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:45,700 all these little girls hanging along. What I did is a f***ing thing. You just 742 00:41:45,700 --> 00:41:49,780 got to stop doing f***ing things, man. Everyone tells me to watch out for you, 743 00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:50,860 but I don't judge. 744 00:41:52,250 --> 00:41:56,530 I just don't like you two together. And it's thrown in my face all the time. 745 00:41:56,630 --> 00:41:59,710 She's a ticking time bomb. I just do not feel safe. 746 00:42:00,090 --> 00:42:03,810 All the weird ass that you did in Miami. It's not true, Crystal. We had sex. 747 00:42:04,030 --> 00:42:06,830 No, we did not. We had sex. No, we did not. Yes, we did. The truth will come 748 00:42:06,830 --> 00:42:09,850 out. Truth is going to come out. The truth always does come out. It always 749 00:42:09,850 --> 00:42:11,590 out. Just know that I'm sorry, okay? 750 00:42:11,930 --> 00:42:15,530 Do you know how much I bet your fucking back about that? I don't know what to 751 00:42:15,530 --> 00:42:19,750 say. It makes me so angry. I've had enough of your bullshit. 752 00:42:19,970 --> 00:42:20,970 I'm so happy. 753 00:42:21,610 --> 00:42:25,530 the best day of my life with all of you. No, no, I'm not going out. This is 754 00:42:25,530 --> 00:42:26,950 ridiculous. This is so embarrassing. 755 00:42:27,470 --> 00:42:31,210 You slept with one of Tiffy's best friends. I'm not a cheater. 756 00:42:32,770 --> 00:42:36,650 Please, did you state that anything happened in Vegas? Yeah, I did. 757 00:42:36,650 --> 00:42:38,390 know what to do. We just don't want to do it. 758 00:42:38,590 --> 00:42:40,030 Jack just walked in. 759 00:42:40,930 --> 00:42:42,550 Oh, my God. I'm going to go. 760 00:42:42,770 --> 00:42:45,950 I have to go. You're not the girl that runs away and hides at the corner. 761 00:42:46,610 --> 00:42:48,850 Good luck, Stassi. 762 00:42:51,759 --> 00:42:54,900 So to see more of Vanderpump Rules, go to bravotv .com.